call me drizz
The floor is lava!
Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

majesty:

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

pornstarwars:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’d give up my wifi,

To spend time with you

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

helpfvl:

praying that i will be hot this year

Temprature wise cuz its been a cold winter

Pain is strange. A cat killing a bird, a car accident, a fire…. Pain arrives, BANG, and there it is, it sits on you. It’s real. And to anybody watching, you look foolish. Like you’ve suddenly become an idiot. There’s no cure for it unless you know somebody who understands how you feel, and knows how to help.
Charles Bukowski (via feellng)