don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
this is my favorite video of all time bar none
I cannot stop laughing.
cool date idea:
1. come over to my place with your dog
2. leave your dog
3. go home
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
why aren’t we talking about this more.
i am 100% sure jaden smith is banksy
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