call me drizz
Baby: p-p-p-p
Dad: papa?
Baby: Pete Wentz
Dad: oh god it's an emo

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

nooneslife:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

I’m cry

officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

demibloods:

why aren’t we talking about this more.

demibloods:

why aren’t we talking about this more.

twogointwocomeout:

instaglory:

this vine changed my life

wheres the kid wazowski

twogointwocomeout:

instaglory:

this vine changed my life

wheres the kid wazowski


What’s going on

What’s going on

befriendment:

i am 100% sure jaden smith is banksy

Grab the Monet and let’s Gogh
Art thieves in a bank robbery  (via fourdaisies)